..... and when I say never, I mean NEVER!

1. Getting the error message "Cannot read harddrive" while re-booting your laptop after writing a 30 page proposal on the only laptop you have to work on.

2. "Mommy the cords on the wall have fire in them.  I know and it came out my feet", as your 3 year old brings you a set of welded together scissors that were obviously used to sever a cord... that was plugged in.

3. "Sputter, pfffft, cough, sputter" as you are standing in the shower trying to wash the shampoo our of your hair.

4. "I gave Sissy a haircut at the bootyshop" as your other 3 year old brings you yet another pair of scissors.

5. "Mom, I need wire to make a trap"
     "what for, son?"
     "so we can catch a chicken at school"
     "what are you going to do with the chicken once you catch it?"
     "put the tarantula we cought in the trap with it and see what happend"