...  courtesy of our kiddos ages just 9, almost 7, 3 and 3 going on 13.

"Mommy, look, I just pulled another tick out of my brother's ear!"  (what do you mean "another"????)

"There's a tarantula in Dad's underware"     (Disclaimer: in the dirty laundry pile)

"No, your knights can't beat my pirates because knights did not have cannons because they had not invented gun powder yet!"  (conversation between a 6 and a 8 year old)

"Pickle, how many Pokemon cards did you stuff into your panties!!!"

(sobbing crying 9 year old boy) "He hit me in the jugular!  Two inches of penetration and I'd be DEAD!!!"