10 Things we can learn from Billy Connolly
Posted by SwissCheese at 2/9/2007 9:50 AM and is filed under uncategorized 
Watching the notorious Billy Connolly discuss his life last night in an interview, made me think of the incredibly hillarious and foul-mouthed wisdom that man posesses.
Yes, I AM serious..... just think of how the world would be a better place if all people learned a bit from him, like:
"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."
- Billy Connolly
Yes, I AM serious..... just think of how the world would be a better place if all people learned a bit from him, like:
- how to swear properly using a metronome
- what women really want and how they want it
- how to avoid being a "beigist" (hint, look at his fashin sense)
- how to properly roll your RRRRR's
- why all Scotsmen are Evil
- how to have a healthy marriage (which IMO is an oxymoron, but more on that in a future post)
- how to deal with getting caught masturbating
- how not deal with a shitty childhood and still not take life so damn seriously
- how to be an INCREDIBLE actor and the complete listing of his roles here.
- how to play the banjo AND be sexy, all at the same time
"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."
- Billy Connolly
I can still remember watching Billy Connolly bites yer bum at age 11 and falling off my seat (literally). He's the Philosopher's philosopher. I've got his wife's biography of him somewhere I ought to read it.
Fantastic post
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