So I'm walking through the Dallas/Fort Worth airport security when one of the agents points at my chest (which is clad in a "Udder Chaos" shirt) and asks "so do you show them for a living?"

Excuse me?  Is he asking me if I'm a dancer?

After a few seconds of trying to make sense of his statement (English is NOT my native language after all) he clarified, that he meant the cows, not the udders.

Phew!  But wait, that doesn't make sense either.

So a few seconds after trying to make sense of THAT, he told me that he used to show cows for a living.  I guess competitively, which I wasn't aware was a profession.   But then again, I also didn't know that there were people out there dealing with "Otter Chaos" either, so what do I know!