From the barely 4 year old that NEVER stops talking - "I'm a good clean-up girl, and you're a good conversation boy, but I need to work now, ok, so be quiet, Daddy"

From the 7 year old that is infatuated with auto-body work and custom paint work: "Dad, can I take the paint chip sample book to show and tell at school tomorrow?"
That, by the way, was the same kid that once took car jumper cables to school for show and tell and thought it was the coolest thing (it was, according to his teacher as he explained what they're for and how they work and how to use them)



From the other 4 year old with the INCREDIBLY loud mouth at the beach, as a naked boy with braids ran by - "MOMMY, THAT GIRL HAS A PENIS"

From the 9 year old during a really loud family dinner, talking about his siblings: "Mom, I don't know what you feed any of those kids, but they're all CRAZY!"