All I Want for Christmas...
... is a new Swiss Army knife! (Although shipping to Anguilla may be a problem, but I'll worry about that problem, once I actually have it!)
I mean, doesn't everybody need 80 essential functions including:
And in case you were wondering - the most expensive Swiss Army Knife is the Platinum Victoria Collection model at a mere $80'000!
Hmm, let's see... should I buy a REALLY nice car or a knife.... car.... knife.....
I mean, doesn't everybody need 80 essential functions including:
- Large blade
- Small blade
- Corkscrew
- Can opener with
- -small screwdriver 3 mm
- Bottle opener with
- -large screwdriver 6 mm
- -wire stripper
- Reamer
- Key ring
- Tweezers
- Toothpick
- Scissors
- Multi-purpose hook (also parcel carrier)
- Wood saw
- Fishscaler with
- -hook disgorger
- -ruler (cm & inches)
- Nail file with
- -metal file
- -nail cleaner
- -metal saw
- Fine screwdriver 2 mm
- Chisel
- Pliers with
- -wire cutters
- -wire crimping tool
- Phillips screwdriver
- Magnifying Glass
- Ball point pen
- -also to set DIP-Switches
- Pin
- Mini-screwdriver
- Sewing eye
- Case 1 and
- Wrench with
- -5mm female Hex drive for D-SUB connectors
- -4mm female Hex drive for the bits
- -Bit Phillips 0 (Pozidrive)
- -Bit Phillips 1 (Pozidrive)
- -Bit Slotted 4 mm
- -Bit Phillips 2
- -Bit Hex 4 mm
- -Bit Torx 8
- -Bit Torx 10
- -Bit Torx 15
- Case 2 and
- Wrench with
- -5mm female Hex drive for D-SUB connectors
- -4mm female Hex drive for the bits
- -Bit Phillips 0 (Pozidrive)
- -Bit Phillips 1 (Pozidrive)
- -Bit Slotted 4 mm
- -Bit Phillips 2
- -Bit Hex 4 mm
- -Bit Torx 8
- -Bit Torx 10
- -Bit Torx 15
- Large blade
- LED light white
- Magnifying Glass
- Multi-purpose hook with nailfile
- Reamer
- Pruning blade
- Electrician's blade with wire scraper
- -wire scraper
- Pharmaceutical spatula
- Combination tool with cap lifter
- -can opener
- -screwdriver
- -wire stripper
- Watch opener
- Fine screwdriver 2 mm
- Digital clock
- Altimeter
- Barometer
- Alarm
- Countdown
- Timer
- Thermometer
- Lifetime warranty
Hmm, let's see... should I buy a REALLY nice car or a knife.... car.... knife.....
After seeing that list - does it come with a kitchen sink???
On the sensible side, I'd go for the car..place your bets now as to how long it'd take you to get the first dent :oD
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