- Open a modest home ass business
- Serve hot meals of ass to the less fortunate
- Hold a weekend “Ass Sale” on your lawn
- Make colorful ass gift bags for the holidays
- Give sympathetic testimony for recovering hump drunks
Five Things You Might do With “All That Ass”
The following is borrowed from 5ives.com and inspired by an unfortunate event this morning, involving my dress and a gust of wind.






Comments