Five Things You Might do With “All That Ass”

The following is borrowed from 5ives.com and inspired by an unfortunate event this morning, involving my dress and a gust of wind.
  1. Open a modest home ass business
  2. Serve hot meals of ass to the less fortunate
  3. Hold a weekend “Ass Sale” on your lawn
  4. Make colorful ass gift bags for the holidays
  5. Give sympathetic testimony for recovering hump drunks

Posted by Francie at 10/23/2007 11:08 AM
Categories: StupidJokeAlert
 

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