Long story short, but my mechanic/builder isn't back in Anguilla yet, so I am in a pickle to come up with some sort of permanent birdcage for "birdino" as he's being called at the moment.

For now, all I have to show you are the materials for the cage, which will either turn out brilliantly awesome OR a hugely embarrassing failure, although a friend pointed out that the two aren't mutually exclusive.
Be that as it may, the below items were carefully flung selected during a hasty meticulous trip to the local hardware store and looked promising at the time.


What you're looking at here is:
1 tv cart
1 roll of metal mesh screening material
3 wooden dowels
1 set of metal closet hanging rods
a few screwy things that looked like fun
a couple of pieces of pine wood
steel wire
a completely inadequate locking device


































Anyone wanna bet on how many times I am going to draw blood with that metal mesh wire?
OR on how long it'll take me before calling someone to help me fix/finish this thing?